H E Y
R U B E

(by Steve Bergen; dedicated to Joe Cazeault who first commented to me that
what I wanted to do in one of the hub rooms was a real rube job)

rube n. slang. an unsophisticated countryman; hick [short for Reuben man's name] Rube Goldberg
1. having a fantastically complicated improvised appearance: a Rube Goldberg arrangement of flasks and test tubes
2. deviously complex and impractical: a Rube Goldberg scheme for reducing taxes

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Hey rube, it don't look half bad
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But if we try this, it might work better
Remember it's not about the look
Don't do it by the book
We might make it better,


Hey rube, it don't look half bad
But if we try this, it might work better
Remember, plan B is not a sin
then you begin to make it better
better, better, better, ....


Hey rube, remember Charles Vest
Every problem has a solution
Go out, go find it and go do it
Any rube can execute it
And start a revolution